Just a couple of Fuzzynitions to cheer us up in the middle of the week.
 
Bagging Rights - belongs to the ferret that has won the fight to stay in
the paper or plastic bag.
 
Glue Clue - the moment the fuzzy realizes the glue you were using and they
just rolled in is sticky.
 
Chair Scare - what happens to the human when their butt radar goes off, and
they know there's a fert, not understanding the gravity of the situation,
that just jumped up in the chair.
 
Rock n' Roll - This is what occurs when the cat relaxing in the rocking
chair smacks the fuzzy that just surprised him.
 
Tube cubed - the problem of three ferrets meeting at the tube junction and
discussing who has the right of way.
 
Window treatment - the little teeth marks in the blinds, shades and
anything else between the ferret and their perch, the window sill.
 
Air Pollution - what happens when you scare the fert that wasn't
de-scented.
 
Push Ups - How a ferret opens a drawer while in the upside down position.
 
Tear Jerker - what transpires when the fuzzy slave turns on the blender or
other noisy household appliance when two or more unde-scented ferrets are
present.
 
Door Sweep - the act of clearing away the fuzzies, so you can leave the
house.
 
Sandy and the five fuzzynitions
[Posted in FML issue 3377]