Just a couple of Fuzzynitions to cheer us up in the middle of the week. Bagging Rights - belongs to the ferret that has won the fight to stay in the paper or plastic bag. Glue Clue - the moment the fuzzy realizes the glue you were using and they just rolled in is sticky. Chair Scare - what happens to the human when their butt radar goes off, and they know there's a fert, not understanding the gravity of the situation, that just jumped up in the chair. Rock n' Roll - This is what occurs when the cat relaxing in the rocking chair smacks the fuzzy that just surprised him. Tube cubed - the problem of three ferrets meeting at the tube junction and discussing who has the right of way. Window treatment - the little teeth marks in the blinds, shades and anything else between the ferret and their perch, the window sill. Air Pollution - what happens when you scare the fert that wasn't de-scented. Push Ups - How a ferret opens a drawer while in the upside down position. Tear Jerker - what transpires when the fuzzy slave turns on the blender or other noisy household appliance when two or more unde-scented ferrets are present. Door Sweep - the act of clearing away the fuzzies, so you can leave the house. Sandy and the five fuzzynitions [Posted in FML issue 3377]