The Yellow River
 
As I was heading for the closet to put on my boots, my socked feet spashed
in an area of high fluid flooding: The Yellow River.  Luckily, my toes
were able to secure firm ground before being sucked under: but not without
absorbing the nutrients of this hither before untoed resource.
 
The Yellow River extends South from the head of the Living Room and winds
gently through green and white quary tile--forming pools and runoffs to
supply the parched landscape.  It ends somewhere N.E. of Closet, Entryway.
The origins of the Yellow River is believed to be a Body mass currently in
the S.W. county of Cage, Bedroom.
 
This land mass tends to gravitate toward the N. Territory of Entryway,but
has been spotted in numerous other locations.
 
The Yellow River is rich in Urea and Frustration, and frequently floods to
such an extent that it creates runoffs of Excrementus--thus creating Island
Wastelands, also known as the Bad Lands, or No-No Lands.
 
These excrementus spill wastelands bond tenaciously with the surrounding
environment as the river runs dry, creating difficulty in navigation and
hazardous cleaning conditions.
 
This is youir geography lesson for the morning.  Next, we will venture into
the forbidden Islets of Cat Vomit-the scientific term, of course, being
Catus Vomitus.
 
Your avid explorer wearing a smelly sock
Lisette
 
[Moderator's note: In grammar school we learned that "Yellow River" was a
book authored by "I. P. Daily".   BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 3319]