We at the institute would like to publish our findings thus far.  Research
has been intense and exacting.  Donations can be made to the Mudd Institute
for wayward ferrets.  We have already lost several volunteers to the cause:
Several twisties had to be disposed of.  But the work is noble, and
positive results are imperative for the sanity and safety of the segment
of society defined as "Mom."
 
Thus far, the single twist twisty has been thwarted.  Similarly, the
double, triple, AND quadruple twisty have been unwound from the cage door,
and Sunny Rhino Mudd then pushes the cage latches up with his nose.  He
immediately trots to the front door and stands looking up-in expectation
of going bye-bye.
 
We would most sincerely like to thank those researchers out there who
E-mailed their results with various methods.  Several e-mails were lost by
the escaped culprit as I was answering the door.  Actually- I am not sure
that the door asked me a question.  But that is a study for another
day-wood'nt you say?
 
My thanks to those who wrote.  Where might I purchase said clips?  What
are they called?
 
It is after 10 PM.  Do you know where your ferret is?
 
Sincerely, clinician and diagnostician of the Mudd Institute for Wayward
Ferrets
[Posted in FML issue 3318]