Hmmm.  I am wondering how come a legal pistol packing mama like me has
never received a card to join the NRA & little Mr. Kouri Wood has?  What's
going on here?  And now there are plans a furry foot to have him star in a
shooting video possibly produced by Nan & The SuperSnooper.  This guy gets
more offers than Clint Eastwood.  I can see it now, On a Sudden Impulse,
Dirty Kouri gets a Fist Full of Dollars to star as The Enforcer in The
Quick & The Dead.  He will use Magnum Force to catapult The Good, The
Bad & The Ugly into The Dead Pool.
 
He will be under cover as a carpenter, who moonlights as a chief.  He will
have guest stared on This Old House & American Woodshop & New Yankee
Workshop, & Cooking Secrets of the CIA.
 
While in real life he is very busy organizing the FLO into action.  Riki,
Tiki, Gator & Hawk have been doing under cover work at The Cape where they
stash encrypted messages in shuttles.
 
Ashling Ferret & Jumpstart are planning on hang gliding down to FL where
they will hitch a ride on the next shuttle as soon as they stock up with
Florida tangerines.  They are going to Parachute down into Canada where a
major Sting operation is going on & bomb the authorities there with the
tangerines & knock out their satellite system.  They are going to be
recruiting Canadian ferrets to help out on this mission.
 
There has been a world wide shortage of panty hose, bras & Depends.  As a
side note on the shortage of Depends, it seems there is a direct connection
with a woman pulling a red wagon being chased by someone doing a weasel war
dance with something furry on his arm, shoving beans at it yelling "Ready,
Aim, Fire!"
 
Do you know what your weasels do when you are away from home or sleeping?
Are you really sure they are where you think they are?
 
To Kelly Driscoll who wrote:
 
>I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
 
Just wait until the Woods get down to Tarpon Springs & start diving for
sponges & you will find out.
 
Lynn & Clan War Weasels
[Posted in FML issue 3298]