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We all know that ferrets see things differently than we do. Here are a few
ordinary things and the way they see the. Hope you enjoy it.
Sweats - ferret climbing device.
Jeans - ferret lump tunnel.
Blanket, yours of course - ferret napping site.
Toes - fuzzy chew toy.
Ears - see above
Fingers - see above.
Tender Fleshy Parts - see above.
Front Door - where to achieve escape velocity.
In Front of Front Door - Where to decorate ferret style.
Corners of Every room - poopie place.
Shirt You're wearing - Warm nap site.
Every Cupboard - That which must be cleaned out.
Underwear Drawer - Place to find things for show and tell, when guests come
over.
Any Other Drawer - a dark comfy nap site.
Toilet, lid up - Swimmin' hole.
Toilet, lid down - step ladder to more fun.
Tile Floor - Risky business.
Carpet - That which is between you and China.
Closed door - That which has wonderful stuff on the other side.
Vet - The one that causes indignities, but makes you feel better, also the
one that must be pooped on.
Clear Ferret tube - Ferret Nascar raceway, they don't call them freeways
for nothing.
Couch - Ferret den.
Heavy Furniture - What hidey holes go behind and under.
Socks, dirty - Heaven scent.
Socks, clean - A treasure to put in one's hidey hole.
Socks, on feet - Evil monster attacking human.
May all your fuzzies be healthy.
Sandy and the Five Fuzzits
Tempus Fuzzit - Time for Ferrets.
[Posted in FML issue 3237]
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