DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR? adapted by: Stephanie Daniels Said the wise ferret to the little DEW, "Do you see what I see? Way up on the bed, little DEW, Do you see what I see? A shoe, a shoe, waiting for our plight I can leap up five times my height I can leap up five times my height." Said the little DEW to the squeaky toy, "Do you hear what I hear? Ringing from the stand, squeaky toy, Do you hear what I hear? A phone, a phone low enough to reach With a voice as big as your squeak, With a voice as big as your squeak." Said the squeaky toy to the mighty Kong, "Do you know what I know? Indestructable, mighty Kong, Do you know what I know? A Fert, a Fert nibbles on your roll-- You are not so ferretproof NO! You are not so ferretproof NO!" Said the Kong to the playtoys everywhere, "Listen to what I say! Pray for treats, playtoys, everywhere, Listen to what I say! The Ferts, the Ferts sleeping in the night They'll ignore us for ferretvite, They'll ignore us for ferretvite." ok, you can tell I got a LOT of work done today ;) have great holidays and unfortunately, I'll be spewing some more ferret carols later...it is inevitable take care, Stephanie, Chimi & Pepe [Posted in FML issue 2886]