1  The ferret is only allowed out of the cage for supervised playtime
2  Okay, the ferret is allowed out of the cage for unsupervised playtime
   but only in certain rooms
3  The ferret is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture
4  The ferret can get on the old furniture only, but must stay off the new
   couch
5  Fine, the ferret is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to
   sleep with the humans on the bed
6  Okay, the ferret is allowed in the bed, but only by invitation
7  The ferret can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the
   covers
8  The ferret can sleep under the covers by invitation only
9  The ferret can sleep under the covers every night
10 Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the ferret.
 
Butch & Maggie (the rulers)
Connie (the ruled)
[Posted in FML issue 2907]