The Twelve Days of Christmas
 
 On the
   tenth day of Christmas my fuzzies gave to me ten poinsett'a leaves,
   nine thorough groomings,
   eight stolen presents,
   seven tangled ribbons,
   six eggnog puddles,
   five sneak attacks,
   four little nips,
   three cute yawns,
   two table raids,
   and a dragged off and hidden fir tree!
 
Pat and the furry inspirations (Tess, Shiloh, Amadeus, Ozzie, Sonny, &
Sadie)
[Posted in FML issue 2899]