To the tune of Frosty.... Freddy the ferret was a jolly happy soul With a chocolate mask and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal Freddy the ferret is a fairy tale they say He was skin and bones and the shelter knows how he lived his life that day. There must have been some magic in that lil' fur ball they found For when they smoothered him with love he began to dance around. O Freddy the ferret was as sweet as he could be And the shelter folk say he could laugh and play just the same as you and me Dookitty, dook, dook,=20 Dookitty, dook, dook, Look at Freddy go Dookitty, dook, dook, Dookitty, dook, dook, Going nowhere slow Freddy the ferret knew that help would come one day So he said "Let's run and we'll find some fun now before it gets away" Down through the hallway with a white sock in his mouth Running here and there and everywhere saying "Catch me if you can." He led them down the staircase right to the shelter cop And he only paused a moment when he heard her holler "Stop!" For Freddy the ferret had to hurry on his way But he dooked goodbye saying "Don't you cry I'll be back again to play" Dookitty, dook,,dook Dookitty dook, dook Look at Freddy go Dookitty, dook, dook Dookitty, dook dook Going nowhere slow. Julie [Posted in FML issue 2906]