Hi all Well da word came down from the boss dat my hooman is not to good so he put me in Hooman Language 101 crash course. He also assigned me a tutor ferret to help til I am up on dis, so he is helping with da words. I am late with dis one cause I been kinda buzy so I am sorry. Smidgy came in several of days ago. He said dat it was not mommy fault dat da other ferret made him sick. He waz just week at da time and couldn't fight it off. She did all she could but it just wasn't to be. He said thank you mommy and luvs you. Den he went to da All You Can Eat Rasin Bar grabbed a mouthful and den went on to da Ball Park to carry off all da balls and stash dem. Katy came dancing in and went over to da otter swide to pway with some new friends she met. Dey keep climbing da ladder and sliding down over and over. She really is a good cwimber. She said dat she had something growing in side and there waz nothing dat her mommy could do. She said to tell da wittle hooman dat she luvs him and will be right here waiting when he gets here. Well I have to go to class and learn a wittle bit and den I have to track down Trouble and get my Fwannel Nightgown back. He took and ran off the wittle brat. A hard working ferret job is never done. By Bye Sandee [Posted in FML issue 2880]