Hi everyone, Here is another ferret song to a tune everyone should know. Hope you enjoy it. Mary Cohen Sung with great anxiety to the tune of "America The Beautiful" (Oh beautiful for-spacious skies, For amber waves of grain...) Oh where have all my squeakies gone? I know I left them there! I had exactly twenty-three piled up behind that chair! If you don't find them very soon, I'm going to get upset. I'll leave today; I'll go away; and you won't have a pet! What happened to my ferret tubes that wound around the floor? I know I had at least sixteen - that's fifty yards or more. I'm desperate; I have no toys; I think I'm gonna die. Then you'll be sad; you'll feel so bad. When I am gone, you'll cry. My crinkle sack, my jungle tent, are missing. That's the end! This really is too much to bear - I'm goin' round the bend. No ferret could endure such loss - They just could not go on, I'm fading fast; I cannot last; I won't be here at dawn! From far away, I heard a noise! It sounded like a squeak! I'll tiptoe down the cellar stairs and just go have a peek. My mommy's washing all my stuff! My heart is beating fast! I'm wild with joy; There's every toy; My troubles are all past! [Posted in FML issue 2821]