Ok, so it's not a done deal. It was a 'you are invited to apply', not 'you are pre-approved'. There I was, sorting through 2 days worth of mail, and I see yet another bank card offer envelope. Is it for me or Mr. Percy? Whoa, it's for KOURI WOOD! SSAN - none, mother's maiden name - unknown, home phone - we have one of those, job - alpha ferret, total family income - worth dooking about. Signature of applicant. Kouri did not cooperate. Couldn't find a stamp pad, so substituted black craft paint. I considered using a ferret with a smaller foot, but hey, that would be forgery! Not exactly foot like smear on the application. Want a 2nd FREE card for another person - sure me! We'll see what happens. We also expect more offers. Georgia - the left coast one... [Posted in FML issue 2822]