Many of you have already been taught by your ferrets to dance with them. Others of you probably think this is a silly idea. But, for those of you who enjoyed "Dancing with Cats" and are wondering, "How come there are cat-dancing classes... and dog-dancing classes... and horse-dancing classes... but no ferret classes?" I have an idea. No, you don't have to infiltrate a cat-dancing class. Why spend the money for the class (not to mention for the stuffed toy cat you'll be required to purchase) when I can share with you my past twelve years of experience dancing with ferrets--absolutely FREE? Stay tuned for future posts, and you will learn: (my personal favorite) The "Advance-and-Retire Monster Mash" The "Sir Walter Raleigh/Hitchiker" dance The "Taxicab" The "Vroom-a-Ferret" The ever-popular "Bullfight" and of course, the perennial classic, the "Dance of the Seven Veils" right here on this mailing list! Coming soon to an e-mail address near you! "Dancing with Ferrets 101" at no charge whatever! Kate, Monty and Madison [Posted in FML issue 2822]