Dear Bob, Wow, what an adventure in home repair! Maybe you can come to Wisconsin and help us with the place we're moving into next weekend. No leaks yet, but there're all these 1960's-style slatted interior doors (like to closets, the laundry room and the pantry) and, for some reason, the bottom slats tend to be missing -- almost as if ferrets had designed the place. However, Bob, what I really wanted to say was that after reading your recent FML post in which you confided that someone had e-mailed you and called you, among other things, short & ugly, I took a few minutes in the middle of all the packing to have another look at your picture in "Modern Ferret" issue #17. I couldn't tell your height from a headshot, but you are definitely not ugly. In fact, especially with Foster attached to your face ("weasels make the man"), you looked to be an attractive speciman of maleness who also has very nice teeth. Just thought you'd like to know. Signe [Moderator's note: Guess you've never met him in person :-) BIG] [Posted in FML issue 2826]