My dream ferret is healthy.  He has a beautiful full coat.  He could be
brown or white-maybe even a mutt.  He could be a she.  Maybe he has big
ears.  Could his eyes be too big?  He is very inquisitive-always checking
everything out-always into something.  Sometimes he cuddles.  Sometimes he
does the most weasely of wardances.  He hits the litter box 100% of the
time.  He rarely bites-except maybe when he's trying to drag me to his
hidey-hole.  He loves Totally Ferret.  He looks like an angel when he's
asleep.  His kisses are free and always available.  His sweet little face
can melt my heart no matter how big a mess he's made.  He keeps his toys
stashed neatly in a corner.  He greets me each morning with a light in
his eyes.  His nose is cold and wet and feels wonderful on my face.
Sometimes when he's playing-he stops what he's doing and just stares at me.
Sometimes he just wants to be held.  He loves to go for walks.  He loves
raisins.  But I think the most important part of my dream ferret is that he
loves me-and he allows me to love him.  I don't think a more perfect ferret
could be found.
[Posted in FML issue 2846]