My dream ferret is healthy. He has a beautiful full coat. He could be brown or white-maybe even a mutt. He could be a she. Maybe he has big ears. Could his eyes be too big? He is very inquisitive-always checking everything out-always into something. Sometimes he cuddles. Sometimes he does the most weasely of wardances. He hits the litter box 100% of the time. He rarely bites-except maybe when he's trying to drag me to his hidey-hole. He loves Totally Ferret. He looks like an angel when he's asleep. His kisses are free and always available. His sweet little face can melt my heart no matter how big a mess he's made. He keeps his toys stashed neatly in a corner. He greets me each morning with a light in his eyes. His nose is cold and wet and feels wonderful on my face. Sometimes when he's playing-he stops what he's doing and just stares at me. Sometimes he just wants to be held. He loves to go for walks. He loves raisins. But I think the most important part of my dream ferret is that he loves me-and he allows me to love him. I don't think a more perfect ferret could be found. [Posted in FML issue 2846]