Hi there folks!  I just ran across a site y'all might find amusing:
 
http://geog.utoronto.ca/reynolds/pethumor/badferret.html
 
It's got a great list of the types of things you might have your ferret
write 100 times on the blackboard, if they had thumbs and you had some
tiny little pieces of chalk.
 
Enjoy!
Megan and her thumb-less three
[Posted in FML issue 2791]