Ok Judy......here is my attempt at humor....(gonna help you). I'm sure all of you remember or heard about the rock albums that when played backwards were actually satanic rituals. Do you know what you get when the Morman Tabernacle Choir is played backwards?? 100,000.00 recipies for Lime Jello! Now remember I live in Utah. Hey Judy want to meet in Vegas (only 5 hours from me) Maybe we'll get rich and build a Ferret Palace........Giggles..... Now the other stuff. I may have a new baby.....his name is Rambo. Will meet him on Tuesday when I go to St. George (Meeko's adrenal surg. date) Guess he is young and likes to bite faces. That's okay, we'll just love the bite outta him. I always liked Sylvester...a little rough the edges, but what a guy. See ya tuesday Sherrie. ( I know this isn't ferret stuff but a friend can use a lot of prayers....). Now the sad stuff. A friend of ours (a really good cop) was shot as was his dog Max. Max gave his life to save John and was buried by our county sherrifs office. It has been touch and go with John. He might loose his leg and will probrably have to retire with a wife and kids. John and his dog were really great cops.When my father passed 2 years ago. I had to leave my kids with thier dad.(no flames please) Anyway, a stranger tried to carry my daughter off she was 12. John caught the guy and he is now in prison. My son and daughter gave John an angel to wear on his hat. John is my childrens Gaurdian Angel and can use all the prayers we can give him........so am asking all of you to maybe think about John and Max. And now for the really funny......As I was talking on the phone to Sherrie in Hurricane, I noticed my daughters cat (Gotta get her fixed) crawling across the floor in a very seductive way, waving her behind in everyones face. The dog(pit bull looking really confused), and all 5 ferrets. All but one thought the cat was wierd and left to explore the kitchen and the turtles. My dear sweet Adidas( 8 months old), decided that HE WAS GONNA BE A FATHER. Adidas proceeded to grab the cat by the neck and mount her. By this time I was laughing so hard(while looking for the camera) I dropped the phone. Sherrie was cracking up and I think I managed to get one picture before my daughter Jamie grabbed her poor mistreated kitty while telling me I was mean as I laugh- ed at her and her poor stupid cat. Now I know this ferret is fixed and descented but you would never have known it. I am still laughing...... Well sorry for the long post.....Wish me luck, I'm gonna need it. Gracie and the Menagerie Meeko.....love my fox fur coat... Duncan....new kitty? thought it was a chew weazel Honey.....gimme pizza Baby Odie..I'm a sweety Adidas....here kitty, kitty, kitty [Posted in FML issue 2817]