I don't understand why I'm not in better shape? My ferret has a planned exercise program for me! 1. Bend and stretch - bend over to pick up ferret, ferret moves just out of reach so you have to stretch Bending and stretching is also required to remove poop from those hidden corners. 2. Running/jogging - Must place chase up and down the hall and around the house until owner is breathless, then ferret play attacks until owner continues running 3. Overhead reaches - ferret finds wonderful places just out of reach overhead to teleport to and owner must stretch and reach to retrieve ferret 4. Wind sprints - that sudden dash the owner must make when hearing a crashing sound coming from another room where a ferret was just seen! Or the mad dash to the door to get out of the house before the ferrets can get there too. 5. Mental exercise - Must continue to think of new games to entertain ferret. No matter how many toys you get, the ferret lays flat on the floor and looks at you until you create a new game. 6. Breathing exercises - Must take deep breaths after laughing so hard at ferret antics! So what health plan do your fuzzies have planned in your home? Masked owner with masked fuzzies in CA [Posted in FML issue 2808]