Hi, Everyone: One of my Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns is a blaze (Ziggy) and I was curious as to whether or not he was deaf. He has never been the brightest bulb in the pack, so I thought maybe he might be deaf. However, my problem is, I can't get him to complete the test. I've tried using pencils, pens, markers...he just refuses to hold any of them. When I tried to put his paw on an ink pad so he could mark his answers, he just ran all over the room, stamping his paw-print all over everything. Even though I can now access his bank account (I saved a few of the paw prints with scotch tape! :> ), I can't get him to answer the questions on the test. Anyone have any other ideas on how to get him to pay attention and take this test for me? P.S. For those of you who have no ability to recognize satire, this was a funny...on your mark, get set...LAUGH ALREADY! Todd and the (StampStampStampStampStamp) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns! --- [log in to unmask] http://users.success.net/toddl/ [Posted in FML issue 2765]