Standard Reporting Procedures (SRP) for the Ferret Liberation Organization (FLO) follows: Lt. Chipper aka Baby Girl, had an invasion amongst her physical body Thursday. The Canine Kaos Patrol and the Feline Defense Initiative (FDI) were not multifarious in this current enterprise - only MOM (Maker of Money) was involved in the ultimate resolution. Our operatives' suspected recurring (three times) Skin Tumor issue over the past five months has been resolved. NOTE: Black tarry substance (blood) found next to the 5 year old operative's butt. Your colleague in destruction was transported and detained at a maximum security military-veterinarian hospital in North Carolina for the procedure. All current perimeter agents were left at HQ (Sgt. Gina aka Pretty Girl), but local agent The Smokster aka Cpt. Smokey Ferret Downs, was available for moral support at the sub-station aka infirmary. Both FLO agents are recovering in a controlled environment for their on safety and recovery. They are valuable assets to the resistance movement. The officer's pay was deducted by the hideous villain - secretly known as VISA. Please send Lt. Chip-Chip and Special Agent Smokey post-op rations asap! Over and Out. MOM [Posted in FML issue 2757]