Howdy, Some people inquired on how they go about acquiring a Brazilian Exploding Chicken. The Brazilian Exploding Chickens are available at Brazilian novelty shops. They are usually hot sellers around April Fool's Day, when they become the culinary answer to loaded cigarettes. You invite someone over for chicken dinner and as soon as they stick a fork in it, BOOM! Your dinner guest will never eat at your house again without a flak jacket. They do make quite good pets though, as long as you don't startle them, or prick them with a pin, or light their fuse.. But if you live in California you have to be careful. They're illegal there. The CaCa Fish & Gestapo (Bob Church caused me all that hardship with the chicken gravy I'm gonna use his pet name for his favorite group of people) think that they might escape into the wild and go feral and upset the "delicate" balance of nature in California. Of couse, I don't see this as a problem. According to that Fish & Game web site Jeanne Carley posted about yesterday, there are feral ferrets running around all over this country. We can just round them all up and sic them on the chickens. Seems fitting, non-existant ferrets hunting non-existant chickens. BOOM, Limejello & The Weezils of Doom http://home1.gte.net/wrenched [Posted in FML issue 2748]