Just thought I would share this with the FML.
 
Somebody on another mailing list (non-ferret-related) mentioned an
advertisement on the Web for some- thing called Spraky-Brand Ferret Poop
Coffee.  The URL is below -- apparently there really is such a product.
 
http://lenpal.globaldrum.com/seizure/m042398.htm
 
(NOTE: According to the fine print, the coffee does *not* contain ferret
poop.  Perhaps they can be chastised for false advertising.)
 
Paul E. Jamison, Esq.
 
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