BIG (and list), If I'd thought for one second that the actual incidents described in LimeJello's story occurred, it would undoubtedly have upset me, too, and I would have written to complain. Maybe it was the way it was written, though .. or maybe it's the fact that I've read LimeJello's posts before... but I feel 100% certain that he is not the type of person to harm ANY animal, and it was entirely a work of fiction. As such (fiction), I also found it exceedingly funny, and was glad it was posted. - Ela Ela Heyn Harborside Mail Stop 3024 201-860-3336 [log in to unmask] [Posted in FML issue 2750]