BIG - might I respectfully request that the above mentioned poster be BANNED from posting?! I started reading this post, then chuckled. Read further, and giggled. When I got to the "red headed stepchild" comment, I lost it. Not a good idea to go into "laughter-induced-seizure-mode" whilst sitting in the quiet cubed environment of an office. Tears, snorting, red face, shortness of breath, the full works. Co-workers came over to see if I needed assistance. 911 was almost called. Now everyone here knows that I'm a closet "FML-at-work" reader. And that I have the constraint of an eight year old telling a poop joke when it comes to being subtle about laughing. Couldn't finish the blessed thing - had to wait till later so I could read the rest without disturbing everyone. Thank you Limejello for posting one of the funniest things I have seen for an awful long time, and for making my co-workers more than a litte scared of me...they WILL respect mah authoritay! [Posted in FML issue 2748]