A short time ago I posted a story which listed some strange happenings with my computer and a fert with the telephone cord. I also made mention of a group called the FLO or Ferret Liberation Organization. At this time I wish to file a retraction. I have never heard of, nor is there any such group as the FLO. My ferts have never heard of Captain Casey, Sergeant Sarge, nor ever visited the FLO Command Post. The story was strictly fictitious and fabricated in the warped mind of a silly hooman, errrr human. Any references to any FLO is to be disregarded. Sign me The Mismatched Sock Guy <Okay guys - I posted the retraction, left 200lbs of raisins in the designated spot, 20 gals of Ferret-tone was sent to the shelter you named in your demands . . ummm - REQUEST, and dumped the "Killer Bubble Stuff" down the toilet. Now can I get back my wallet, cell phone, car keys, and socks ??????> [Posted in FML issue 2717]