Cujo the Wonder Ferret is still alive and acting goofy as ever. For those new to the list, Cujo has had three bladder surgeries for blockage, has had his "plumbing" re-routed so he now pees like a girl, had a cyst drainage operation, has had left adrenal removed and right debulked, and has had his bladder needle aspirated more times than I care to count. This all started two years ago when I noticed one Sunday morning that he was in and out of the litter box but nothing was happening. Bladder surgeries, aspirations, and finally the plumbing re-route solved that. However, he also has a cyst on his prostate that can become enlarged and cause urinary blockage. The last time was on a Thursday and following Saturday back in January. When we had to have him aspirated twice in three days, I said to the vet, "We all know Cujo's time is limited. Neither we nor Cujo can do this every other day. Is this his time?" The vet said, "Let's just drain him again, and see how it goes from there." Thank God for her Cujo has been fine since. I think I scared him!! Being "fine" for Cujo means that he hasn't been back to the vet since. He is on Orbax (antibiotic), prednisone, Eulexin (human cancer drug), Lysodren, and Proscar (human prostate drug). It's a wonder he doesn't glow in the dark. I have to wear latex gloves to mix his medicine, and to give it to him. When he is out and playing, or gets excited, he "oozes" from his urinary opening. This is from the cyst. Gross as it may sound, I love to see this. It means that the cyst is draining on its own and won't cause another urinary blockage. As a result of all his maladies and the various medicines, Cujo has hair on his head and shoulders and on his legs and feet. His body and tail are bare, except for a little fuzz on his belly. He has been that way for a year. Compared to a full-fuzzed ferret, he looks bad. But to us HE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FERRET IN THE WORLD. We have poured love and money into Cujo, and he repays us with kisses. He repays us by jumping in the air with all four feet off the ground. He repays us by doing all the goofy things a ferret does. And, while he is jumping and running and being goofy, if you hit the mute on the TV, he repays us with the sweetest giggling dooks while he is doing it. After all he has been through and all the medicine we put into him every day, he acts as if he has never been sick a day in his life. Cujo could teach people a lot about being happy and living life, no matter what happens to you. Did I mention...WE LOVE HIM. How long DOES Cujo have left? Who knows? I've thought he was going to leave us many times. Each time he has bounced back. That's why I call him the Wonder Ferret. Every day with him still with us is a Wonder, and a gift. We have been making our four a mixture of ferret food and some boiled chicken for over a year now. We needed it when Cujo has had surgeries. All four of ours get an ice cube of it nuked warm every night. Our version was mostly ferret food, chicken baby food, and two boiled chicken legs (without the bones). Last week-end, I made the Bob Church version. Luckily, we have two old hand grinders, the type that clamp to a table or counter top. So, this time, their "goo" was made from an entire chicken and the ingredients in Bob's recipe. Sure was fun getting those bones through the grinder!! We cooked it before we blended it. Cujo and Snowball needed a couple of licks from our fingers before they decided that it was edible. Bandit and Valentine just inhaled it. Good job Bob. Charlie, Ag, Donna, Cujo, Bandit, Snowball, Valentine in Kissimmee [Posted in FML issue 2675]