Hiyas FMLers! Well, over the weekend (while i was wiht the ferts) The funniest thing happened! See, I have this little electronic barbie pet thingy with a bone and a ball of string on it. When you push the bone, it barks, when you push the ball of string, it meows. We have (had actually...) a lot of fun with that thing! Bee Bee once walked over it and it meowed at him. He froze in his tracks and looked around, frantically trying to find out where it came from! Well, last night, the repeated *RUFF RUFF* *RUFF RUFF* woke me up, i thought that a ferret had knocked something down on it, so it kept going...but i was wrong... Somebody had actually pooped and peed on the bone...the urine had leaked through and set of the electronics..the barking would not stop! I called me dad in and he took it and tried to clean it off, but it still barked and barked and barked! He decided to throw it away, but did the barking stop?? Noppers! It kept going for about four more hours, IN the trash can. It kept my mum and my dad awake all night. Finally my dad had to take the whole thing apart to shut it up. That, my good friends, is why i say that poop and electronics do not mix. xoxo jammy, the ferret chickie [Posted in FML issue 2666]