Have you ever WONDERED what your ferret THINKS about all day long?  What
the driving PURPOSE in his LIFE is?  Or what he really thinks of YOU?
 
Perhaps you are JEALOUS of your ferret's good looks and want to look more
like him?  Maybe you'd just like a nice PICTURE of you and your ferret?
How about a caricature of you and your ferret FAMILY?
 
Well, you're in LUCK!
 
Bring your family, furred and fur-challenged, to the Vancouver Pet Fair at
the Plaza of Nations (Cambie Street Bridge and Pacific Boulevard), 10:00 AM
to 6:00 PM, this coming weekend (29th and 30th of May), and have all these
imponderables and desires resolved by our ferret-trained PSYCHICS and
FACE-PAINTERS and other human ARTISTES, all suitably supervised by a
SUPERIOR slender species.
 
All funds raised by the PROFESSIONALS who have volunteered their services
at the above concessions will be DONATED to cover FIRST Society's
veterinary expenses.  Here's a chance to HELP the FERRETS in B.C. and
have FUN, too!
 
Ferret Information Rescue Shelter & Trust Society
FIRST (Ferret) Society
A Charity for Ferret Welfare in British Columbia
Contact:  [log in to unmask]  URL:  www.ferrets.org
Tel:  604.263.7481  Fax:  604.263.0314
[Posted in FML issue 2688]