It has been reported by reliable sources that the FLO is on the move. Watch out for covert activities. Be especially alert for those FLO members reading 'how to' books, and those using computers. Check hidey holes for tiny combat boots and other supplies. Whatever you do, don't show them how to operate heavy machinery. If you find suspected FLO operations in or near your home,please,don't try to handle this alone. Get some help. Call the HPS(human preservation society) and tell them what you've seen, but be sure you're not overheard. We've had reports of humans being taken prisoner, and placed in a hidey hole, forced to look at all those dirty socks. The horror. Be very careful what you say and where. Some feline double agents have been discovered. Pass this warning on to all. The preceding has been an activation of the HWN(human warning network). Please ignore that paragraph, it's April 1 when it's being written. Enjoy our haiku's and relax. Nothing is going on.Pssst,cleaning crew where are you? We have a clean up job for you. Jasmines Spring Spring is here, hairs gone. I love to snorkel through grass, A slinky fur snake. Taz Says Water dish, half full A challenge not to ignore. A fur submarine Sugar What am I you ask. Joy and love wrapped in soft fur. Thief of hearts, I am. Honey Winters blanket hides. Now here I am, there I go. Fills the soul inside. That's all folks.Help,I can't stop. Guess you'll just have to grin and ferret. Happy April to all. May your ferrets be healthy and funny. Sandy and the poetic fuzzbutts [Posted in FML issue 2634]