I'm sure some ferret owner out there has a really good method they use to
get Ferretone out of the carpet, right?  We just had a major "oil spill"
and the puddle has soaked into the carpet.
 
Dervish is being held in her cage on fifty raisins bail.  She had both
motive and opportunity to commit the crime, but will receive a jury trial.
 
-(TX) Meghan and Dervish the WonderFerret ("mmmmmmmm .... Ferretone .... ")
[Posted in FML issue 2615]