Ok, so my ferrets are bound and determined to teach me a lesson about ferret proofing...everyday. Last night, I went into my bedroom, where they were running free, and I didn't get the usual smell of ferrety musk...it was roses and peaches...I heard noises in the bathroom and I found Pepe had opened the vanity door and was inside feverishly trying to get things out of an old Rubbermaid caddy. Chimi was waiting next to the door. I said "NO!" and Pepe turned around with one of those bath oil balls in his mouth and Chimi ran under the bed. They were popping them and licking the oil!!! Since Pepe doesn't eat treats, I knew Chimi had put him up to it as I found several popped and drained oil balls under the bed...Chimi smelled sweetly perfumed of roses and peaches. I "tasted" the oil and it had no flavor...mineral oil..but they were having the time of their lives..most of the oil ended up on the bathroom floor. I watched them for about an hour to make sure they were fine...other than rose burps they were ok...needless to say, I have to find child locks this week. I was in denial that they would ever open a cabinet. I'm sure Chimi thinks he found the Ferretone of Kings and Queens... Stephanie, Chimi & Pepe Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com [Posted in FML issue 2617]