Every time I go to the pet store, which is at least twice every week, I see adog there that I just have to talk to and pet: especially the mid-sized or small dogs. Ive done a lot of reading on the different breeds, and came up with a list of what I want in a dog so that I wont ever get one without all the necessities in my list. 1. I want a dog that doesnt yap or bark. I truly dislike the noise........ 2. I want a dog that uses the litter box. I have varied hours, and cannot be at home the same time each day. 3. I cant have the poop in that litter box smell awful. My stomach is delicate. I am easily nauseated by unpleasant smells. I have been told, then, that the dog would have to be under 10 pounds for the odor to be minor. 4. I want a dog that wont have to go outside unless I want to go out. I dont want a dog that brings in mud, rolls in dead animal, or brings home fleas 5. I want a dog that can be kept in a cage while I am gone so it wont chew up the furniture. But I dont want this to be a stressfull thing for my pet. I put this all together, and come up with my ideal breed................... THE FERRET dog. Anyone know where I can get one? Lisette [Posted in FML issue 2607]