Has anyone else seen the collection of Dog Haikus and Cat Haikus that are circulating on the web? They are really good and gave me an idea for something fun and light-hearted. Something not medical-related or controversial. To refresh your memory, a Haiku is a Japanese form of poetry which consists of three lines and a total of seventeen syllables. The lines need not rhyme; however, the first line must contain five syllables, the second line seven, and the third line five again. I'm going to hold a Ferret Haiku contest. I'll take entries until April 15. My staff will be the judges. The winning verse will be announced on the FML and the writer will receive a printed, framed copy of the poem. To get your creative juices flowing, here's a sample of one of the Dog Haikus: I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot; Sniff, sniff this and weep! Here's a sample of a Cat Haiku: The rule for today: Touch me and I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. Here's a Ferret Haiku I wrote: Whither shall I poop? In all corners of the room Shall I leave my gifts. Let's have fun! Debbie Kemmerer [Posted in FML issue 2629]