Oh my gosh girl, I was laughing so hard I was crying.All I could picture was this guy waving and dancing around a dark room lit only by the smoldering log with ferrets dancing all around him and the log.LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When you tattle on your dad you go all out!Your father is a funny guy.His ferts sound like a chip off the old block too.Keep the stories coming. Jen [Posted in FML issue 2624]