"My Ferret Boys" (tune: "Londonderry Air," thanks to St. Patrick) a love song to Monty and Madison from Kate Pappas, March 17, 1999 My ferret boys, my ferret boys are playing I hear the sounds of scratching in the chair My ferret boys, my ferret boys are saying That I can't know all that they've hidden under there. A pillowcase, some pens, a set of house keys Old paper bags, nail clippers, a lost glove My ferret boys, they're such accomplished little thieves They stole my heart, and every day they steal my love. [Posted in FML issue 2618]