"A Ferret in Every Space" By Stephanie Sheme 1999 I live a very chaotic life with ferrets in every space And when I go to sleep at night they think it is their place to find my toes and give a good bite for under the covers they fit just right. Now, I live without the luxury of fragile items set low. For you can never tell a ferret a place where it can't go. But, to live without ferrets in every space would be a sorry life indeed for what other creature could keep me up to speed. I will never live without a ferret and this I can uphold I will have a ferret in every space until I am gray and old. For we should be well aware that ferrets are complex creatures they wonder about the house in every space and give it its homey features. Now some think my home is to small to share with many ferrets but my heart has so much room and it is best to share it!! [Posted in FML issue 2579]