Rather than products, my six furkids are "service oriented", so we plan on opening FLAT - Ferret Landscaping Architects of Tucson. My kids love to play in the enclosed courtyard of our house, and have developed several areas of expertise. All are experenced at soil excavation and dirt rearranging; Jersey excels in plant re-location - he removes the water hyacinths from the pond and hides them under the couch in the living room. He's cross-trained Snickers and Smudge, so there will always be staff available for this service. Freckles is the on-site expert at pest eradication. She dunks her whole head underwater in the pond looking for those annoying goldfish. There is no lack of staff for this service also as Frolic will fall - oops, I mean dive into the pond to do her part in goldfish removal. All are very experienced at lawn fertilizing, especially in corners. We are proud to be a part of the Ferret Mall! Peg Francisco and the FLAT Ferrets Freckles - Yes, you DO have an infestaion of goldfish. Frolic - I really MEANT to fall in the pond... Jersey - Who keeps putting these stupid hyacinths in the pond? Snickers - Everybody knows that pond plants belong under the couch! Smudge - I'm just an apprentice but even I know those plants should be removed! Ragamuffin - Dirt! Gotta dig! Dig! Dig! [Posted in FML issue 2577]