>>Well Bob, I do believe you have written the next # 1 country song.Of >>course you need to add a ferret in there somewhere,maybe the ferret can >>lave with the wallet. >What? Only the wallet? ... Aren't ferrets at the bottom of more problems than we know? (ie the stench coming from inside the old sofa?) >>I have been wondering about a few things. >>- Why don't they make a pre-spotted carpet for pet lovers? > >Everyone keeps wanting different-colored spots...in different places. I personally prefer the 3-inch spots in the center of the den floor. The yellow color on beige carpet. >>- How can a less than 2 lb. ferret move a 20 lb. bag of litter? > >Everyone knows that four-wheel-drive vehicles can do almost anything! Especially dig it all out onto the living room floor!! >When you give the ferret a bath, you are wetting more than just the >head! The thrill, man, the thrill! >>- How can a ferret that eats and drinks so little,put out so much >poop >and pee? That's why they stash so much...to eat and drink when you aren't >kooking, then get rid of it while you *are* looking! It keeps you amazed! I think they have secret second stomachs and keep it full for a few weeks and then.. well, you know. >>- Why will an animal with such a good sense of smell put themselves >in the stinkyest stuff available? > >That's why they need that sense of smell...to *find* the stinkiest >stuff >available! Just like piercing one's navel, the shock to their parents!! >>- How can a ferret with a 3 inch head fit in a 2 inch hole? > >WinZip for ferrets. Their heads are made of rubber. They hide their brains in their tail. Jen & Pogo, the toilet-brush-attacking-super-ferret-from-Mars [Posted in FML issue 2598]