>Well Bob, I do believe you have written the next # 1 country song.Of course >you need to add a ferret in there somewhere,maybe the ferret can leave with >the wallet. What? Only the wallet? If you look real close, a ferret *might* be at the bottom of *all* of those problems! >I have been wondering about a few things. >- Why don't they make a pre-spotted carpet for pet lovers? Everyone keeps wanting different-colored spots...in different places. >- How can a less than 2 lb. ferret move a 20 lb. bag of litter? Everyone knows that four-wheel-drive vehicles can do almost anything! >- Why will a ferret that hates baths stick his head under the water in his > water dish? When you give the ferret a bath, you are wetting more than just the head! >- How can a ferret that eats and drinks so little,put out so much poop > and pee? That's why they stash so much...to eat and drink when you aren't looking, then get rid of it while you *are* looking! It keeps you amazed! >- Why will an animal with such a good sense of smell put themselves in the > stinkyest stuff available? That's why they need that sense of smell...to *find* the stinkiest stuff available! >- How can a ferret with a 3 inch head fit in a 2 inch hole? WinZip for ferrets. Todd and the (Humor? What's that?) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns! --- [log in to unmask] "users.success.net/toddl/" [Posted in FML issue 2597]