As I type, Dervish the WonderFerret is trying to get all of her under-bed-hidey-hole stache of beauty products back under the bed ... since I'm moving tomorrow, I thought it might be nice to take all my nail polish with me. She was thrilled with the boxes and me moving stuff around, but when I had to clear out her hidey-holes ... that means *war*. (The best part of this whole situation was me having to trim the spot on the carpet that she scratched up before I put the plastic down. Oops. But now you can't even tell.) Now my question. My New Year's resolution is to become vegetarian, and one of the things I picked up was chocolate soy milk (non-dairy and without real chocolate). Since Dervish loves both chocolate and milk but can't have either, I was wondering if this would be an acceptable treat for her. If not, would plain soy milk (or rice milk?) be okay? I promised her I'd ask the sages of the FML if it was all right, because every answer to every question can be found here. Happy New Year! -(TX) Meghan and YoinkMonster Dervish the WonderFerret ("I sure would like to pull some of my tricks on that Jerk Hanna! Thanks for suggesting it, Perry!") p.s. I wrote a very respectful letter to Mr. Hanna. Like so many of us, I *grossly* exaggerated how high my opinion of him is. (Dervish says I'm a sycophant.) [Posted in FML issue 2543]