Fuzzadigitation: The ability of most ferrets to be able to stand right in front of you, looking you squarely in the eye and steal something without you noticing! Fuzz-Buster: The ferret that watches everything you do, so that you feel incredibly guilty about doing it, instead of playing with them. Ferret-Zip: The art of folding a ferret to fit into a tiny place, so you can go into a store or other place without the ferret being detected. Ferret Schwartzennagger: The super-strong ferret capable of dragging a fully-grown human many times it's size, to a location where the human is needed. Ferret-Poof!-NoFerret: The ability of a ferret to disappear right before your eyes. Jedi Ferrets: Ferrets able to use mental control to move objects, people, etc. to places where they are desired. Also describes how some ferrets get to places that *should* be physically impossible for them to get to. Puffer Ferret: The ability of the average ferret to make itself seem much larger (and therefore more threatening) to a cat or dog, causing said victim to flee in terror! FishFert: The ferret that likes to put it's entire face into a water bowl and pretend that it's a fish. Double Ferret: What a ferret looks like after it's been bathed, then blow-dried. Brown-thumbed Ferrets: Those that de-garden what others have gardened... you know what I mean! Todd and the (Hey! Webster's! We got *more* for ya!) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns! --- [log in to unmask] "users.success.net/toddl/" [Posted in FML issue 2570]