Dear Master William and Harry, I'm so glad that you are enjoying the tasty raisins. You mustn't think that your Ma doesn't love you, 2 hours is a long drive for her. Remember she is in school and has studying that must be done. I'm very flatted that you want to come live with me, but it would hurt your Ma so much if you left her. So loves you dearly and needs big strong men like you to protect her. I don't have any stinky dogs. I have two little women, Natasha and Amelia. Natasha is a sweet little lady with southern manners. Amelia is a She Devil, I often think she is trying to make me her lunch, she has no manners what so ever. There are five cats who have no idea what to make of small fur children. They run and hide when one gets too near. I hope Miss Stella gives Ma her art book back soon, she has a test to study for, and it's much too expensive for her to have to buy again. Please see if you can rescue the book and return it to your Ma, I'm sure she will give a handsome reward of raisins for it's return. I will be back for a visit sooner than you can imagine, bringing lots of raisins and other goodies. Love, Hugs and many Kisses, Auntie Suzy [Posted in FML issue 2567]