Kristi writes with regard to ferrets in her couch: >So the solution has to lie somewhere in the couch. There must be a way to >block it off successfully. Ammonia suggests do what Grandma does, everything she wants as her own, she suspends from the ceiling - shelf for the remote control, shelf for the iced drink, shelf for scissors, pins, glasses, pencils, etc etc Just make sure when you are wiring up the couch, to secure it to rafters and hang it at least 2 feet off the floor (Grandma on the other hand suggests stuffing any hole or entranceway with an old sheet til it is tight, even have a wadded up sheet so tight under some chairs the rollers don't quite touch the floor - they don't roll no more but I don't have to turn them upside down to dig out sleepy ferrets. Megan states: >I braved the Ferret HQ (under the dresser) for the first time since my >kids first came home this past Halloween, and I thought you might be >entertained by what I discovered there...... 1 pr. slippers" Well, I certainly was impressed, my crew will take only one shoe out of each pair even if both are laying in the middle of the room. I guess they don't want to appear hoggish and/or are lazy or considering the size of my granddaughters shoes.......... And Oscar wrote: >Millie came to visit me and my mother last week. They went sight seeing >and shopping for three days. My mother said all Ms. Millie really wanted >to do was to see our pet stores. Mother said Ms. Millie was walking down >Bourbon Street trying to find ferret souvenirs or FERRETS! Wellllllllllllll, nobody said "no". How was I able to say I toured New Orleans if I didn't visit the pet stores - and who knows, in all that stuff, somewhere, there might have been a little ferret statute. Plus I tried to tell her to buy the little fert when her eyes were rollling around in her head. Since it was white like Lilly, as long as the two didn't enter the room at the same time, her husband would never know, and if they did appear, she could just say it was Lilly's shadow. But Easy Off was very very relieved it was not another girl to compete with. Millie and her laughing, back slapping, getting even for not getting to go noble cleaning crew Easy Off: the most perfect ferret in the whole wide world Ammonia: No Grandma I didn't get into the flower pot, Ajax walked by and they just wilted like that. Cascade: They aren't the only thing that wilts when he goes by. EEgads Ajax: Hey girls, what angle you like best, this one <pose> or this one <pose> or how about this.....Mr Americaaaa , tatum..... Dizzy: My young man, we are DOMESTICATED, we don't have to worry about attracting females, our humons take care of EVERYTHING for us. Joy: Ajax! cut out the butt sniffing already, your nose is cold [Posted in FML issue 2560]