A friend of mine sent me a joke today about computers. It was pretty long, but there was one part I thought you all would enjoy. I do think that the joke maker needs a little "ferret-education", though. :-) Aileen >UNDERSTANDING COMPUTER JARGON [snip] >CPU. Central processing unit. The CPU is the computer's engine. It >consists of a hard drive, an interface card and a tiny spinning wheel >that's powered by a running rodent - a gerbil if the machine is a old >machine, a ferret if it's a Pentium and a ferret on speed if it's a >Pentium II. [Posted in FML issue 2556]