Further proof that Dervish is a genius: My current boyfriend and I were listening to my ex-boyfriend's radio show, when suddenly the music was gone. My radio often fades out, so I went to check it. The volume was turned down, I turned it back up. A few minutes later the music got static-y. The antenna had been moved. I fixed it. Finally, as the song ended and my ex and his co-host started speaking, the static came back, only louder. The station had been changed. We gave up and put on a CD, and no further problems occurred. Now, I know it wasn't the music genre because Dervish likes ska. She seemed to be making a statement against my ex. (This is the same ex-boyfriend whose left-behind shirt was used as ferret bedding, only to be dragged into the litterbox and sullied.) I have a genius ferret with immense loyalty to my boyfriend and me...who is indeed running a beauty parlor from underneath the bed. (TX) Meghan and Great-High-Queen-Sheba Dervish the WonderFerret, the Cutest Ferret in the Whole Wide World ("You didn't realize before that I'm a genius?") [Posted in FML issue 2519]