Hi, ebbybuddy, its me, Pixie!!! Hi, Dodger!!! You soundeded so 'cited ta git a new baby ta pway wif, but I gots ta tell ya, its not as fun as you finkted. A coupla monfs ago, Mommy gitted me a widdle brudder. I alreddy had a big sister named Cinnamon and a big brudder named Coke, so I was really 'cited, cuz now I gots ta be a big sister, too! Chitterbox (dats hiz name, cuz he talks all da time) was really cute when he firs' gotted here, an I wanted ta pway wif him all da time. Problem is, he don' like ta sweep during normal sweepy-times!! He always wan's ta pway, even during nappy-time! He won' ever leave us 'lone. He doesn' even ack normal when he wan's ta pway. A normal fert'd bite a neck ta git sumbuddy ta pway, but he gots anudder way ta do it. NOW OUR EARSES IS ALL BARE!! HE SUCKDED ALL THE FUR RITE OFF!!!!! He also stoleded all the good socks, an' put HOLES in 'em. He also hided all da unnerware in a differnt spot from where it should be. But dats not the wurst ting. HE STOLE MY SLINKY!!!!!!!!!!!! Its my slinky, but now hims da ony one what gits ta pway wif it! I WANT MY SLINKY BACK!!!! So ya see, Dodge, he mite seem cute now, but jus' wait til him figgers out dat yer toys is da funnest ones. He won' seem so cute den! Dooks ta all da sick fuzzies and ta da peepleses what helps em, an also ta da peepleses who's fuzzies is waitin' fur em at da bwidge!! Wuv, Pixie!!!! (PS, don' tell my Mommy I writed dis, she doesn' know I 'scaped from da bedwoom yet. Dere's a reason she calls me her widdle 'scape artist! Heeheehee!!!) [Posted in FML issue 2509]