HOW COME THAT EASY-OFF IS GETTING FML LOVE LETTERS AND I'M NOT?
But I got something even better, my mom brought home a book the other day
and there was MY NAME, PANDORA, right there on the cover!!!  So I'm getting
so many love letters they had to FILL A WHOLE BOOK WITH THEM!!!
 
So there!
Queen Pandora, Ruler of the Universe and Most Perfect Ferret
[Posted in FML issue 2512]