ALIEN BEANS: Unidentified, small dark poopies that show up in unexpected places. ATTABOY: The recognition given to a ferret for using the litter box. AWSHIT: The recognition given to a ferret for not using the litter box. BAG OF TROUBLE: The part of a whole hob that causes brain damage severe enough for the ferret to recognize shoes as amourous lady ferrets, hence the phrase, "The president's in a whole bag of trouble!" BEAN: A tiny, dried-up poopie. BEAN COUNTER: 1) A veterinarian's exam table. 2) A human that picks up numerous alien beans. CACHE AND CARRY: The action of carrying toys to hidey-holes. CACHE FLOW: Moving toys from one hidey-hole to another. CASTER OIL: The oily musk cast by a distressed or excited ferret. CAT SCAN: Looking for felines to torment and nip. DELIGHT: Whats at the end of de ferret tube. DENIAL: What a ferret owner does prior to abtaining yet another ferret. DOIN' LAUNDRY: Stepping into ferret urine while wearing socks. FERRET TWO-STEP, THE: The attempt to not trample a ferret who insists on getting underfoot while you are carrying large objects preventing you from visualizing your path. FONDUE FARTS: The semi-solid, gassy eliminations of a ferret on a diet rich in raisins. HARRY HOUDONIT: The mystery ferret who poopied exactly where your foot would land when you are barefoot in the dark. ICE SCREAM: The noise resulting from the application of a wet, cold ferret nose to the back of the neck. NE'ER DOO WELL: A ferret that never hits the litter box. NEVER NEVER LAND: The land beyond the barrier. PIDDLE PUDDLE: Ferret urine on a non-absorptive surface. POOPIE POKIN': Looking for alien objects in poopie. PRESIDENTIAL IN-TRAPMENT: When a male ferret hooks its bacula on a cage or ledge. SCAT CHAT: Discussing a ferret's poopie with others. SCREAM SAVER: The warning sign on the cage of a fear-biter. SHOWIN' YER REPUBLICAN SIDE: When a ferret nips the arm that pets it. SIDEWALK: When a ferret dances away with their body held 90 degrees from the direction of movement. SKINNY-DIPPING IN LAKE WEE WEE: Stepping bare-footed into ferret urine. SLIP STREAM: Skidding on a Piddle Puddle. TOE HOLD: When a ferret attempts to drag you under the couch by your toes. Bob C and 20 Mo' Energetic Alien Bean Counters [Posted in FML issue 2529]