I've just finished catching up on a bunch of past FMLs so I'm a little late
on this.
 
I love ferret fur!  I wear it all the time.  By the time we finish our
morning romp, I usually have a layer of their fur all over me!  Doesn't
everyone else wear ferret fur all the time?
 
I found a damaged Velux blanket in a clearance bin last winter and used it
to make hammocks.  One blanket will make a lot of hammocks and they are
really warm and snuggly.
 
SHIRLEY (THE HUMAN)
JEZEBEL (THE WITCH)
TRISTAN (THE CONQUERER)
[Posted in FML issue 2480]